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Sep 22

Morning after I killed myself

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up. I crept outside for an early cigarette. I made myself breakfast. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the …

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Sep 12

Joke: Number of Dependents

ITR: Number of Dependents Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:- My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for ‘Number of Dependents on you?’ I replied: “65% of population who doesn’t pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544 …

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Sep 12

Management Lessons From Gabaar

Management Lessons From Gabaar Gabaar was an astute management guru as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered through the movie Sholay  Jo darr gaya samjho mar gaya … Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business  Kitne admi the … Its important …

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Sep 10

IT Designations Explained With Example

IT Designations Explained With Example Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Marketing Manager is a …

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Sep 10

Joke: Typical Conf Calls

Typical Conf Calls In Corporates: Caller1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales. * Silence * All waiting others to Join* Caller2: Hi, this is Ajay from Marketing. * Silence * All waiting others to Join* Caller3: Hi, its Shyam from Finance. * Silence * All waiting others to Join* Caller4: Hello, Kuldeep from Administration. * …

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