Category: jokes

Sep 22

Joke – Rahul Gandhi

This is hilarious . . Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, would you please cash this cheque for me?” Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?” RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID …

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Sep 12

Joke: Number of Dependents

ITR: Number of Dependents Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:- My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for ‘Number of Dependents on you?’ I replied: “65% of population who doesn’t pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544 …

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Sep 12

Joke – Top Management

Must Be In Top Management A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost… She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am. Man below replied: You are in hot air …

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Sep 12

Joke – The CONFESSION

Must Read coz climax is just awesome The CONFESSION During lunch at work , I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to …

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Sep 12

Joke – Khane Main Kya Banau 

Patni:-Khane main kya banau? Pati:-Kuch bhi bana lo,kya banawogi? Patni:-Jo aap kaho Pati:- Daal chawaal bana lo Patni:-Subha hi to khaye the Pati:-To roti sabji bana lo Patni:-Bacche nahi khayenge Pati:-Toh chure puri bana lo Patni:-Mujhe tali huwe chije bhari lagti hain Pati:-Ande ki bhurji bana lo Patni:-Aaj birwar hain Pati:- Parathe? Patni:-Raat ko parathe …

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